HamilRed AU

Red- Alexander Hamilred (the main protag plays the lead obviously)
Green- Aaron Burr (The Rival Character™)
Gold- John Laurens (probably drunk and gay during the whole war)
Y- Laff-y-ette (frenchies and puns)
Black- Hercules Mulligan (*screaming* BRUH BRUH)
Faitsu- Samuel Seabury (I’m sorry sweetheart but I needed someone loyal to N)
N- King George (dadaDADAdadaDA)
Blue- Angelica (married rich, loves Yellow, would sass you to death)
Yellow- Eliza (‘burn’ but instead she pushes Red into a volcano)
Sapphire- Peggy (aND)
Crystal- George Washington (I needed someone smart with good morals to be president)
Lance- Charles Lee (he’s og N so I figured he’d be against the capturer enough)(I’m honestly having such a hard time thinking of people that would dislike Crystal)
Ruby- Thomas Jefferson (I really want to see him sing ‘what did I miss’)
Wally- John Jay (got sick after writing five)
White- James Maddison (probably friends with Ruby)
Diantha?- Maria Reynolds (idk she knows Green and she’s an actress and in his age range and idk)
Lysandre?- James Reynolds (idk he knows Diantha and is a crap dude)
Rakutsu- Philip Hamilton (“how ’bout when I get back we all strip down to our socks”)
Hugh- George Iker (would fite Rakutsu)

Also because I’m extra af- Chars with no lines:
Silver- Martha Washington (married to Crystal)
Red- the red/ginger cat Crystal found (she’s a dog person but wanted to keep the cat because “it reminded me of you, Silver”) Silver said he would be fine with the cat if he got to name it. He named it Red. Because of it’s fur? No. Because it’s a stray like Red? No. Then why?? It’s after his favorite Proteam Omega.
(Umm Erika? Misty? Brock? Sabrina? Jasmine? Why hasn’t Green interacted with like anyone in his appropriate age range??)- Theodosia 1 (honestly giving Green a wife has been on of the hardest parts of this entire au)
Shauna- Theodosia 2 (brown hair, green eyes, she could pass as Green’s daughter right?)
Diamond- John Adams (doesn’t do much by himself)
Plantina and Pearl- representing Abigail Adams (does all of Dia’s work)

Instead of fanon we should just embrace that characters will be reduced to a few qualities and try to control it. For example:

  • Red- instead of having him be oblivious to anything relationship-wise, give him minimal characteristic dialogue and use him as living eye candy because I heard that Red has an 8-pack. That Red is shredded. 
  •  Green- stop all that stonic and emo Green crap and turn him into an actual green bean! They can’t talk or think so no dialogue no problem!! 
  •  Blue- she is usually used a matchmaker which has little canon evidence so your best bet is to take advantage of her personality (shocking am I right) and use her as a roaring bisexual to attract The Gays™ 
  •  Yellow- shy and quiet? Constantly blushing over Red? This girl would punch Lance in the face! Just have her constantly asleep! And if lance shows up, she goes super-saiyan. 
  •  Gold- flirty? Under certain circumstances. Calling people by nicknames? All the time. He is now the Nickname Generator 2000 (not for use on pokemon, he gives those kinda sucky nicknames) 
  •  Silver- Emo ginger? Wrong. All anime characters with long red hair are secretly the same person so just look at a character analysis for Erza Scarlet or someone. 
  •  Crystal- she isn’t really as overly violent as she is in fanon because that would be a bad influence. Crystal is a GOD-TIER MOM 
  •  Ruby- maybe he is a girly boy but at least give him his appropriate daddy issues 
  •  Sapphire- DO NOT repeat DO NOT make her Ruby Fan Girl #1. She is Ruby Fang Girl #1 ok. 
  •  Emerald- croissant with a dirt gun. 
  •  Wally- wait do I have to do him? He’s still alive???? 
  •  Diamond- he’s actually good just food and bad puns, that’s about it. 
  •  Pearl- again he’s fine just a gotta go fast comedian with a paper fan for smacking some sense into you idiots. 
  •  Platinum- making it raiiiin miss money bags and definitely knows what people mean when they ask her about her relationship with Dia and Pearl and definitely just says “I like them both” as a total troll 
  • Black- HE IS A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER NO QUESTIONS ASKED 
  • White- boss lady who is always working and carries a roll of duct-tape to put over blacks mouth when he needs to use his inside voice 
  •  Bianca- She is precious. Save her. Don’t even include her in your dirty minds, just mention her to acknowledge her existence then leave her alone 
  • Cheren- in the game he’s kinda cocky and stuffy but that is NOT how he acts in pokespe. In pokespe he is the hot teacher with the childhood crush on Black.   
  • Rakutsu- *batman voice* RAAACHELL 
  • Faitsu- I have no idea their arc isn’t even close to over just though in some N-sempai or whatever 
  • Hugh- I repeat this arc is over. Please. Give. Me. More. (This boi needs his cat back) 
  • X- put and blanket over him. Pull it off. Look, he has magically disappeared!! The audience applauds.
  • Y- bird obviously all she needs to do is peck and tweet 
  • Shauna- another big change in the manga, she is no longer super perky, now she is just done. Like with all this crap. Give her a new puppy and it’s ok 
  • Trevor- smarty farty but shy shy shy. Though he does have screaming potential if Lysandre is there so yeah 
  •  Tierno- WhEn in DouBt DanCe OuT

What i find most troubling about the pokespe fandom is how it seems some fanon has become the complete opposite of canon and people are just like, ok?? with? that???? And how pretty much every fanon personality besides Yellow is never corrected? So I would like to show some example of things i have seen in many fanfics vs. what actually happens in the plot-

for example:

-EVERY SINGLE HIGH SCHOOL AU EVER: Lance lusts after Yellow and Red ends up protecting her.  

VS. CANON YELLOW ARC PLOT: Lance is a jerk to everyone and kidnaps Red, so Yellow actually pushes him into an active volcano.

-FANON: Crystal is a mega violent workaholic who constantly kicks Gold for being a perv.

VS. FACTS GIVEN TO US BY THE ACTUAL GSC/HGSS ARCS: Crystal totally could have set out to collect pokemon without a pokedex, but doesn’t because she was taking care of children at an orphanage and only leaves when the pokedex allows her to financially support said orphanage because she is the best mom/ in her flash back she defends the arcanine who BROKE HER ARMS from being beat up by the pokemon who saved her because arcanine was also hurt/ she really doesn’t have a one on one pokemon battle with anyone until she is forced to in HGSS/ she kicked Gold once and not even that hard?? She just shut him up because she was embarassed, like how?? do? you? think? she’s? violent????? what gave you that idea ever??? Also Gold really hasn’t done anything pervy since he touched Blue’s butt, so he’s just an annoying lil flirty turd to everyone

-WHY IS THIS IN EVERY SINGLE FANFICTION: Blue is the sneaky little matchmaker with a master plan to get all her friends into relationships with each other and drags Green along with her.

VS. CANON FRLG ARC: Blue is just… Super cool? She is pretty and cool and reeaally smart and wishes she could have lived a normal life but is also bit to proud to admit it to just anyone. Treats her friends like family, and just for some reason everyone just does what she says?? not like she blackmails them, they just do. you can look for yourself if you want, but almost every time Blue asks for something they just do it. And Green just has some of his own issues because he totally used to be a little brat and had some Grampa issues, but has mostly grown out of it and now just tries to keep his friends from getting themselfs killed.

-FANON: Silver has a big-sister complex and a crush on Blue and so therefore hates Green because apparently Blue likes Green instead of him?

CANON: Silver has 99 problems Blue has not caused a single one because she has only ever brought good positive vibes into his super messed up life.