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Red: horrible kisser, he tries to be gentle but fails

Green; generally not a good kisser, he’s too insensitive and rough. Not tongue rough, he just presses too hard and gets his hair in your eyes

Blue; pixie dust is made of her kisses. One kiss of hers can strip someone in under thirty seconds. She can be gentle or rough, very adaptable

Yellow; it feels like spit and puppies are dancing on your lips. She’s very cautious and soft

Gold: rough rough rough. Lost of tongue and teeth, it’s like a personal tour of his mouth. (No one likes it except for the fact that his lips taste like tangerine chapstick)

Silver; he learned from the best. He can be rough but doesn’t like it, his kisses are usually very gentle and soothing.
Rather unnerving though bc he kisses with his eyes open.

Crystal; go get ‘em attitude, her kisses are on cheeks, foreheads, lips, wherever. They’re usually pecks, but if she kisses hard she kisses LONG

Ruby: he’s a really bad kisser but it looks pretty on camera and he tastes like glitter

Sapphire; forget hickeys, we’re talking bite marks. She will rip you apart

Emerald; he kisses hard and doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he cute so who cares. He really doesn’t like kisses though

Wally: imagine kissing a pillow that smells like a hospital

Dia: his lips are full and probably coated in powdered sugar, need I say more?

Pearl; its aggressive and fast, it’s over before you knew what was happening but now your teeth hurt

Platina; she’s a queen she kisses amazing duh

Black: he never shuts up so sometimes he pauses mid-kiss to mumble about how much he loves them

White: lots of sweet kisses on the cheek and whatnot

Bianca: is kissing and hugging you, and her neighbor, and her boyfriend, and everyone. She’s kissing hands and lips and cheeks and hugging everyone bc she’s a cinnamon roll that loves contact

Cheren: aside from tasting like fresh paper and spearmint Chapstick, his kisses are super tense and serious