raesand:

Varric’s Nicknames

Took these from the Dragon Age wiki and made them into an easier to read list.

Dragon Age 2

  • “Daisy” – Merrill
  • “Rivaini” – Isabela
  • “Sunshine” – Bethany Hawke
  • “Elf” – Fenris
  • “Junior” – Carver Hawke
  • “Blondie” – Anders
  • “Choir-Boy” – Sebastian Vael
  • “Shivs” – Tallis
  • “Waffles” – Diplomatic!Hawke
  • “Chuckles” – Sarcastic!Hawke
  • “Killer” – Aggressive!Hawke

Dragon Age Inquisition

  • “Iron Lady” – Vivienne De Fer
  • “Tiny” – Iron Bull
  • “Kid” – Cole
  • “Curly” – Cullen Rutherford
  • “Ruffles” – Josephine Montilyet
  • “Chuckles” – Solas
  • “Hero” – Blackwall
  • “Sparkler” – Dorian Pavus
  • “Buttercup” – Sera
  • “Scribbles” – Shaper Valta
  • “Grisly” – Lieutenant Renn
  • “Seeker” – Cassandra Pentaghast
  • “Nightingale” – Leliana
  • “Your Inquisitorialness” – The Inquisitor
  • “Smiley” – The Nightmare Demon

MISCELLANEOUS

  • “Fingers” – Vaea
  • “Muscles” – Ser Aaron

lieutenantkrempuff:

dreadwulf:

justvivanders:

I can’t believe Cassandra had to pay Varric an extra 7 bucks for him to include Sebastian in his story.

Varric: oh dear, I meant to tell you all about the Disney prince slash priest in training with the dreamy blue eyes and the scottish brogue but I’m having trouble remembering the details – maybe some gold pieces will help jog my memory?

Cassandra: Dwarf. He cannot be that important to Hawke’s story if you’ve gotten this far without ever mentioning him. Do you mean to tell me he was there all along and you just forgot about him?

Varric: All right, Seeker, if that’s what you want. I guess you don’t want to hear about the tragic death of his family and his struggle to let go of the quest for vengance so he can become a priest, while he’s also struggling to resist a forbidden attraction to our hero Hawke that he can never act on?

Cassandra: *digging through pockets frantically like the romantic nerd she actually is* wait tell me more

@anidragon