incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Red: …Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

Sapphire: Yes

White: No

Green: I don’t want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and i’m not gay

Black: I’m not gay but i would totally fuck my clone

Diamond: I’m gay, but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird

Pearl: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal

Yellow: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

X: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong

Lacktwo: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed

Whitwo: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy

Ruby: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Blue: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do

Silver: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil

Gold: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.

Platina: You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned

Spe Dexholders Heights/Weights

sapphucker:

giveusvol54:

ilovecrt:

  • Red 172 cm 58kg 
  • Green 175 cm 60 kg
  • Blue 165cm 48 kg
  • Yellow 148cm 39kg 
  • Gold 168cm 52kg
  • Silver 170cm 53kg
  • Crystal 162cm 46kg 
  • Ruby 163cm 49kg 
  • Sapphire 158cm 45kg
  • Emerald 125cm 28kg
  • Diamond 151cm 51kg 
  • Pearl 157cm 45kg 
  • Platinum 153cm 39.5kg
  • Black 165cm 47kg 
  • White 161cm 44kg 
  • Lack-Two 152 cm 50kg 
  • Whi-Two 150cm 43kg
  • X 149cm 40kg
  • Y 153cm 43kg
  • Sun 141 cm 42kg
  • Moon 145cm 38kg 

for us americans:

Red (5’6”, 127lbs)
Green (5’7”, 132lbs)
Blue (5’4”, 105.8lbs)
Yellow (4’8”, 85lbs)
Gold (5’5”, 114lbs)
Silver (5’57”, 116lbs)
Crystal (5’3”, 101lbs)
Ruby (5’3”, 108lbs)
Sapphire (5’1”, 99lbs)
Emerald (4’1”, 61lbs)
Diamond (4’9”, 112lbs)
Pearl (5’1”, 99lbs)
Platinum (5’0”, 87lbs)
Black (5’4”, 103lbs)
White (5’3”, 97lbs)
Lack-Two (4’9”, 110lbs)
Whi-Two (4’9”, 94lbs)
X (4’8”, 88lbs)
Y (5’0”, 94lbs)
Sun (4’6”, 92lbs)
Moon (4’7”, 83lbs)

I’m taller than everyone but green???? What the shit. But I guess these are by Japanese standards so idk

lanceandhisbluelion:

Now with the hoenn dex holders plus Wally cause he is the love of my life:

– Sapphire is daughter of Ares

– She hates him tho

– Prof, Birch is not his actual father (pretty obvious) but his uncle, she knows it but still calls him papa and loves him dearly

– She hates Ares because he insulted prof Birch and called him wimp

 Ares used to look down on her for being a girl until she defied him and kicked his ass

– When people meet her they always think she is a brute and get surprised when the actually meet her cause she is really nice

– Everybody is always like “SApphire NO” when they encounter a monster but she is like “SApphire YES” and kicks everyone’s ass

– She secretly enjoys looking good

– She has a little dagger

– She loves teaching the youngest demigods how to fight

– She spents time with the satyrs and the dryads

– Ruby is son of Aphrodite

– Since he and Blue arrived at the camp people stopped underestimating Aphrodite’s cabin

– He hates fighting but will do it if necessary

– The hoenn group is always the best looking one because he won’t go out with bad dressed people 

– His relashionship with his dad is not the best and can’t understand how Aphrodite fell in love with a brute like him

– He actually gets along with his step mom 

– He didn’t want to go to the camp but Norman forced him because he knew he was in danger

– He was really happy when he discovered who was his godly parent

– He made a full remodelation of the Aphrodites Cabin cause it was hideous with all the pink

– Emerald is son of Hephaestus

– He lived in the orphanage where Crystal used to go

– He always made disasters trying to do machines and stuff so the adults never let him near stuff he could mess up with

– This never stopped him of course

– He ran away one day when some bullies destroyed his inventions 

– He was attacked by some monsters when Gold saved him

– Gold took him to camp half-bood but he always tried to escape

– Before being claimed he helped Hermes cabin with pranking machines

– Crystal and the other in the Hephaestus Cabin convinced him to stay after they knew all the stuff he went through

– Wally is ironically son of Hebe

–  His dad knew about the camp but when the monsters started approaching him he sent him with his brother family

– When the monsters attacked him there his cousin escaped with him 

– They wandered through a forest when the found Ruby and after discovering he was a demigod she conviced him taking Wally with him to the camp

– When his father found out he only accepted him staying there for his safety

– Nobody wants him to fight because of his health

– He does it anwyays

– He mastered the bow so he wouldnt get tired fighting and still help

– Emerald built him a machine, like a respirator that helps him with his asthma 

– The four of them are basically the team “Don’t do it but do it anyways”

So that’s all the info I have for now but if anybody wants to add anything it would be really cool!