Gold: From now on, we’ll be using codenames. You will address me as ‘Braviary One’.
Gold: Blue. Your codename is ‘Been There, Done That’.
Gold: Crys is ‘Currently Doing That’.
Gold: Sapphire is ‘It Happened Once in a Dream’.
Gold: Red. Your codename is ‘If I Had to Pick a Dude’.
Gold: And Silver, your codename is ‘Braviary Two’.
Silver: Oh, thank Arceus.

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Sapphire: Oh my God, did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?

Ruby: Oh yeah, I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one’s called Sparkle Suds. Dress loud.

Emerald: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.

Ruby: Disco Dairy. Spread the party.

Dexholder Monopoly

Ruby: ooh, I like the colour of this one.
Sapph: my turn *rolls die*
Rald: ha ha you owe Ruby money
Ruby: cha-ching!
Sapph: like hell I do! *replaces Ruby’s hotel with one of hers* now you owe ME money
Ruby: that’s not how it works! that’s not how any of this works!
Sapph: *sticks tongue out*
Ruby: Wally help me out! she can’t do that.
Wally: not really…
Ruby: thank you.
Sapph: really Wally?
Wally: well, I guess she’s technically able to do it…
Sapph: yes.
Ruby: the heck?
Rald: I have an idea
all: what?
Rald: STOP MAKING HIM SOLVE YOUR ARGUMENTS