Gold: The day u realize that it’s all thanks to me..
Gold: you’ll realize that i have the heart of a parent.
Silver: You’ve just insulted parents all around the world.
Tag: you are my sunshine
Gold: Talk dirty to me.
Silver: I’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you to 100 fucking times.
Crystal: Your first line is “My name is Claude” so just repeat after me. “Je m’appelle Claude”.
Gold: Je de coup Clow.
Crystal: Well, just.. Let’s try it again. “Je m’appelle Claude”.
Gold: Je depli mblue.
Crystal: “Je m’appelle Claude”.
Gold: Je te flouppe Fli.
Crystal: Oh, mon Dieu!
Gold: Oh, de fuff.
Sapphire: Do you’ve got any tattoos?
Gold: Yeah on my arm ‘Silver and Gold forever’.
Ruby: But I thought Crystal is your wife?
Gold: Yeah, she wasn’t too happy about that.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Gold (via incorrect-pokespe-quotes)
Crystal: “How do you plead?”
Gold: [looks at Silver]
Silver: [mouths ‘not guilty’]
Gold: “Hot milky.”
Silver: “For fuck’s sake, just lock him up.”
Gold, giving the other Dexholders a pep talk: Okay, listen up, guys. If Crystal dies, then there goes my chances of hitting that. So we’re all gonna band together and help out.
Red: That’s not very motivational.
Gold: Also, wE’RE DEXHOLDERS AND STUFF!
Actual art class project-
The Much Coveted Gold Mug™
The colors looked a lot better before but my dumb teacher didn’t tell me they get darker when fired
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