don’t worry silver i also hate when plp wake me up out of nowhere
Tag: you are my sunshine
Crystal: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Red: What if I bite it and it dies?
Crystal: That means you’re poisonous.
Blue: What if it bites itself and I die?
Crystal: …That’s voodoo.
Silver: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Crystal: That’s correlation, not causation.
Emerald: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Gold: That’s kinky.
(at 3 am)
Gold: Do you like me?
Crystal: We’re not going through this again.
Gold: BUT DO YOU LIKE ME OR LIKE-LIKE ME
Crystal: GOLD WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR FIVE YEARS
Gold: You didn’t answer the questions.
Crystal: (sighs) Yes, I like-like you.
Gold: (smirks) Knew it.
Crystal: Could you get out of the way? You’re blocking the view.
Gold: I am the view.
(battling Arceus)
Silver: Do you have anything interesting to report?
Gold: I sure do! Did you know that if you hug a Doduo hard enough it sounds just like a bagpipe?
Silver: That was my fault. I should have asked, “Do you have anything interesting that applies to our current situation to report?”
Crystal: *getting undressed* Do you mind?
Gold: *watching attentively* No.
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