Red: pretends like he’s got this, ends up snuggling with Green or Yellow every night for three weeks bc of nightmares
Green; acts all tough like “I got this” and ends up screaming like a teenage boy and crying
Blue; she’s seen worse in real life, she beats the game first try and is never scared
Yellow; sees the title screen and immediately exits bc she’s not going this
Gold; acts all badass then shrieks like a small child bc he dies almost instantly
Silver; doesn’t get scared necessarily, but DOES punch a hole in the computer and gets his arm stuck
Crystal: she screamed and kick the computer so hard it shattered
Ruby: sapphire thought someone was murdering a torchic. Turns out it’s just Ruby. Screaming.
Sapph; roared and then burst into tears bc that was scary and NO IM NOT CRYING YA BRAT!
Emerald: whimpering and sobbing in a corner. That’s all.
Wally: fainted almost immediately, started hyperventilating. He’s cut off now
Dia: tried to befriend the animatronics every time and started crying bc they killed him and wouldn’t be friends
Pearl; yelling, screaming, fainting, repeat
Platina: *shrieking* I was not screaming.
“I JUST HEARD YOU.”
“Was not.” *restarts the game and kicks ass this time*(If anyone has ideas for the Unova dexholders feel free to add, I haven’t read those arcs in full yet so I don’t really know how they would react)
Black: “I WILL BECOME THE CHAMPION OF THIS GAME I WILL DEFEAT 20/20/20/20 MODE” *jump scare* *Black shrieks and falls over*
White: memorizes the system, tries to manage everything, only dies because she’s busy trying to track all the animatronics (she SLAYS at the third game)
Bianca: screams and jumps a little every time there’s a jump scare but continues to play the game anyways
Cheren: probably slams all the doors and locks himself in until the power runs out because he hates this anxiety
Tag: you are my sunshine
Crystal: You keep a list of everyone based on how good-looking they are?
Gold: Yes, we do… number two.
Silver: Hey, Gold?
Gold: Yes, Seven… uh, Silver?
Blue: My name is Blue, and these are the boys.
Gold (pointing to Yellow): Is that girl a boy too?
Blue: Yes.
various things
Dancing Headcanons
Red: he CANNOT dance but that does not stop him from looking adorable and having the time of his life
Green; he does a mean ballroom dance surprisingly. And he’s even better at the Tango
Blue: graceful, lithe, will wipe the dance floor with your measly skills
Yellow; clumsy and cute, she can’t really dance, though she usually looks great or terrible
Gold; no one has any time to pay attention to his dancing skills bc his shirt comes off every time
Silver; Silver does not dance. He does not. He can, but he will not. And if he does dance, he will do so with a straight face and a bad attitude
Crystal; have you seen those legs? Of COURSE she’s a good dancer. She’s flexible and accurate and fun to watch
Ruby; very similar to blue, beautiful ballet like moves
Sapphire: and you thought girls couldn’t breakdance.
Emerald: HE SHOULD NEVER DANCE EVER. Everyone gets second hand embarrassment just watching him
Wally: he’s a decent dancer but he’s always coughing in your face on accident so no one wants to dance with him
Dia and Pearl: no comment (they hip swish a lot and it’s rather hilarious)
Platina; yes, she just danced hip-hop. Yes, she just completely obliterated you.
Crystal: (to Gold) I’m not gonna call an ambulance this time because if I do you won’t learn anything.
*grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick
to show u that i love u
*breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u
Silver: *in a crowd, can’t find Gold*
Silver: good.
Preciousmetalshipping Week – Day 3: realizing how they feel
And here we see Gold and Silver realizing they’re gay for each other. I like to imagine they both have this realization shortly before the frlg arc, but don’t tell each other until after the emerald arc.
By my silence permanently for $8000 a month. For $8000 a month, I will stop.