Tag: you are my sunshine
Reasons why I am single..
Gold: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Crystal: gold nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
Silver: FLOOR IT?
Crystal: GOLD NO
Gold: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Crystal: GOLD YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Gold: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Crystal: GOLD P L E A S E
and i done it
gold thats gay
From my edit
Oak: Gold, I blame you for this.
Gold: Eh, that’s fair.
Crystal: We’ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Silver: Probably Gold.
lets go star gazing together
Silver: Congratulations, you managed to un-fuck a situation you originally already fucked up.
Gold: Thanks!
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