me: look its my son, but also my boyfriend, but also my husband, but also the little kid i’m taking care of, but also my beautiful cinnamon roll too beautiful to this world too pure, but als-
Gold: It sounds like the finest party I can imagine going to.
Crystal: I don’t suppose you’d find it up to standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues.
Gold: stop taking all the good park places! leave some for us.
Silver: it’s not my fault you have bad luck.
Gold: bad luck bad schmuck. you’re cheating somehow!
Silver: am not!
Gold: are too!
Silver: am not!
Crystal: do you two need a time out?
Both: no….
ringsabel 