Gold: And here are some of the cousins! This is Greg and Henry and that’s Robby and Patrick and Ben and Shawn and Tommy and Louis and Owen and Charley and here’re the twins, Jerry and Larry… No wait, he’s Larry and that’s Jer- no, that’s Patrick! Get outta there! We’ll pick teams in a minute. Uh, where was I? Oh, yeah. The one in the stripes is Daniel, Riley’s over there, that’s Tristan and his little brother Isaac, though don’t call him little or he’ll kick you in the nuts, and this is…”
Silver: *just stares the many Golds*
Tag: you are my sunshine
Dexholders
“I asked for a hero. I got a six foot tall puppy.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an angry teen with hedgehog hair and no social manners.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a pesky matchmaker thief.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an ambiguously gendered small pacifistic Forest kid.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an womanizing asshat with great hair.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an ambiguously gendered sociopath with a tragic past.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a mam bear with great calves.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a sassy fashionista.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a wild girl who bites people.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an extremely annoying short kid with impossible hair.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a hero, but he’s always sick.”:DDDDDDDDD
I’m gonna reblog this a million times I love it I’m gonna quote it every five minutes I want individual copies of each quote copy/paste it on my phone save two on my desktop one in each folder take a screenshot and show people on the street with a camera like one of those weird commercials I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSS
PokeSpe/A Very Potter Musical
pksp:
>red asks gold how flirting works
>gold only tells him cheesy old pick up lines
>rED USIGN CHEESY OLD PICK UP LINES
gold. stop.
Johto babies.
many tiny woopers for all your tiny wooper needs
individual images under the cut : )
mfgssjckalahddkslclsnzon phone again
text posts + johto trio! // ft. art credit
ringsabel 