Aries: that guy who yelled “well buttfuck me!” When the quadratic formula was mentioned in math class
Taurus: that one annoying girl who sits next to me and always has to comment after everything the professor says. Just shut the fuck up
Gemini: the guy who walks everywhere barefoot. He doesn’t fucking believe in shoes
Cancer: that one guy who yelled “kobe!” and tried to toss a paper ball into the trashcan and missed, only to try 5 more times and miss each time. He does this every class period, missing every. single. time.
Leo: the guy who looked me dead in the eye in the library and said “You know what? Fuck it. Fuck all this bullshit.” and left
Virgo: that one dude who always shares gum, mints, snacks, etc. with the people sitting around him
Libra: that weeb that naruto ran into the cafeteria, grabbed a Chik-fil-A sandwich, and naruto ran out only to be chased by one of the cafeteria staff because he didn’t pay
Scorpio: that beefy dude who called up one of his beefy friends to come and literally lift the snack machine and shake it to get his snack that got stuck
Sagittarius: that guy who fell down a flight of stairs, flipped off the staircase, and turned around only to realize I had witnessed the whole thing and dabbed
Capricorn: the girl who gave her boyfriend a bouncy ball in class only for him to slam it down (thinking it wouldn’t bounce?) and causing the ball to hit the ceiling, ricochet off the blade of the ceiling fan, only to smack the teacher in the side of the head
Aquarius: the guy in my psychology class who told his best friend sitting next to him that he had a “raging erection”
Pisces: that girl who was asleep on the floor in a full sleeping bag and a pillow
Aries: picks a fight with every single child
Taurus: stays in the same area the whole game
Gemini: doesn’t stop shooting even when no one is around them
Cancer: follows one person the whole entire game and attempts to shoot them from behind
Leo: creates an alliance and becomes the leader, the one everyone is out to get
Virgo: that hoe that covers their sensors so they can’t get shot
Libra: is in like 10 different alliances
Scorpio: scary af. you don’t even see them during the entire game yet they end up in first by like 300 points
Sagittarius: goes up somewhere high and shoots everyone from below. has good aim
Capricorn: goes solo, takes the game really seriously and probably makes someone cry. ends up in the top 3
Aquarius: makes 20 different strategies on the car ride to laser tag, the one with the super weird player name
Pisces: “accidentally” shoots members of their alliance
(x) Pokemon Zodiac, it took a lot of time but is finally finished.
“Pluto is not a planet. Let it go.”: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Libra, Sagittarius, Taurus
“VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU”: Aries, Pisces, Cancer, Gemini, Virgo, Leo
ARIES: “Why are you attacking me right now? I had to buy a real axe. I want my costume to look authentic”
TAURUS: “No, this is all wrong. If you put the cobwebs there it distracts everyone from the gravestones. I’ll fix it”
GEMINI: “Ok, so I found this thing on Google. It’s the , ‘Top 20 Pranks to Play on Trick or Treaters’, so I’m answering the door tonight”
CANCER: *is decorating sugar cookies by icing on spiders with smiley faces*
LEO: “I’ll take as many selfies as I want, Halloween is only once a year”
VIRGO: *organising bowls of treats to accommodate to the preferences and possible health requirements of trick or treaters*
LIBRA: “Don’t laugh at me. I couldn’t decide between the Angel or Devil costume and by the time I got there this was the only one left. Let me live”
SCORPIO: “No, I’m not too old to go trick or treating”
SAGITTARIUS: “So! Who’s exploring the abandoned house with me later tonight?”
CAPRICORN: *spends all night watching horror movie classics*
AQUARIUS: “Do you think Halloween would be a good time to try and contact aliens?”
PISCES: “Everyone! Look at my costume real quick” *trips on it and falls over*
ringsabel 