The signs as lines from famous Disney songs

reallyshittyzodiacposts:

Aries: LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT (bum bum) THE HUNS

Taurus: darling it’s better down where it’s wetter take it from me

Gemini: mooooOOOOOAAAATHAH knows best

Cancer: can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Leo: ……………..LET IT GOOOOOO LET IT GO

Virgo: it’s the CIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFEEE AND IT MOVES US AAAALL

Libra: THIS IS HALLoween THIS IS HAlloween HALLOWEEN halloween HALLOWEEN halloween

Scorpio: no chance, no way, I won’t say I’m in love

Sagittarius: the bells of nooootRE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Capricorn: a whole new woooorld

Aquarius: you’ll be in my heart, no matter what they say, you’ll be here in my heart always

Pisces: POOR UNFORTUNATE SOOOoooUUULS

zodiac signs as bad habits

kairostrology:

aries: nottexting back, chewing on gum really loudly, double dipping

taurus:
unbalanced sleep/eating schedule, drinking too much coffee, reality tv

gemini: not
letting other people finish their stories, talking too loudly, slouching

cancer:
judging other people for everything, getting overly protective of friends

leo: talking
during movies, not applying sunscreen regularly, spending too much money while
shopping

virgo: not
sleeping, reading halfway through a book and forgetting about it, not accepting
help from others

libra: losing
important papers, lying to parents, chewing with your mouth open

scorpio: procrastinating,
leaving empty candy wrappers everywhere, sleeping with makeup on

sagittarius:
chipping off nail polish, overthinking everything, correcting other peoples grammar
too much

capricorn:
letting others push you around, not hiding disdain towards others, skipping
breakfast

aquarius:
leaving clothes on the floor, never organizing school work until finals week,
road rage

pisces: interrupting
others, watching netflix at one in the morning, playing music too loudly in
headphones

zodiac signs as greek gods!!

halcyon-australians:

aries — hermes ( god of swiftness, cash money, thieves )
taurus — apollo ( god of the sun and music )
gemini — zeus ( supreme god of lightning and thunder )
cancer — hades ( god of the underworld and the dead )
leo — hephaestus ( god of blacksmithing )
virgo — ares ( god of war and chaos )
libra — dionysus ( god of wine and partying )
scorpio — athena ( goddess of wisdom and war tactics )
sagittarius — artemis ( goddess of the moon and hunting )
capricorn — aphrodite ( goddess of love )
aquarius — hera ( god of the heavens )
pisces — poseidon ( god of the seas and horses )