“can i lick that?”; a guide to pokemon types
bug: ew. why
normal: go outside and lick a squirrel then tell me what you think
dark: i mean, you could. but itll make everything you eat taste less enjoyable
psychic: this will probably make you high as a kite tbh
fairy: theyre literally marshmallows. do it
fire: stop
water: yes. refreshing
grass: probably?
poison: why would you even consider this. you will die
ghost: you physically can’t
ground: not recommended but if you want to taste dirt i won’t stop you
rock: same as ground, tbh
fighting: ??????????????? probably sweaty. gross
flying: good fucking luck getting your tongue anywhere near that
steel: eh, no immediate ups or downs come to mind. go for it.
ice: do NOT. even if someone triple dog dares you. dont do it. d on’t.
electric: YES DO IT but proceed with the utmost caution
dragon: honestly why do you even want my opinion on this one? how many chances do you get to lick a fucking dragon??? DO IT it’ll be AWESOME and if it attacks you, well, you have a great story to tell now
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