Liar.

Yellow: Hey let’s slow dance.

Red: (does the macarena at ¼ speed)

Silver: Question: does it have any gun swords? I watch a lot of anime, so trust me, you’re gonna want a lot of gun swords.

Crystal: What’s an…anime?

Silver: We have much to discuss.

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Crystal: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Red: What if I bite it and it dies?

Crystal: That means you’re poisonous.

Blue: What if it bites itself and I die?

Crystal: …That’s voodoo.

Silver: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Crystal: That’s correlation, not causation.

Emerald: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Gold: That’s kinky.