
tag yourself I’m green
(at 3 am)
Gold: Do you like me?
Crystal: We’re not going through this again.
Gold: BUT DO YOU LIKE ME OR LIKE-LIKE ME
Crystal: GOLD WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR FIVE YEARS
Gold: You didn’t answer the questions.
Crystal: (sighs) Yes, I like-like you.
Gold: (smirks) Knew it.
re: 4/20
Crystal: Could you get out of the way? You’re blocking the view.
Gold: I am the view.
red: you RIPPED ME OFF!!
blue: I did nAUGHTt! professor, send him to the principal's office and have him EXpelLed!

(battling Arceus)
Silver: Do you have anything interesting to report?
Gold: I sure do! Did you know that if you hug a Doduo hard enough it sounds just like a bagpipe?
Silver: That was my fault. I should have asked, “Do you have anything interesting that applies to our current situation to report?”