incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

(at 3 am)

Gold: Do you like me?

Crystal: We’re not going through this again.

Gold: BUT DO YOU LIKE ME OR LIKE-LIKE ME

Crystal: GOLD WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR FIVE YEARS

Gold: You didn’t answer the questions.

Crystal: (sighs) Yes, I like-like you.

Gold: (smirks) Knew it.

red: you RIPPED ME OFF!!
blue: I did nAUGHTt! professor, send him to the principal's office and have him EXpelLed!

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

(battling Arceus)

Silver: Do you have anything interesting to report?

Gold: I sure do! Did you know that if you hug a Doduo hard enough it sounds just like a bagpipe?

Silver: That was my fault. I should have asked, “Do you have anything interesting that applies to our current situation to report?”